Wherein Mike finds a way to again complain about free stuff, Chris explains how playing Zendikar lands makes him “new money”, and Peter gets coffee for everyone. There’s also talk about cheating on camera and where the burden of catching it lies, Pauper cube crackage, ModernDayLegend’s standard Pauper Mill deck, a 1 and 2 of redux, address some Heroes of the Web, and answer some e-mails. This is Pauper to the People.
Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!